OOC: Credit for the idea goes to dude_imbatman.

More or less current.

1. Jezebel Jet (It was Alfred's idea.)
2. Saffron Sablich (My idea. Alfred couldn't stand her.)
3. Linda Page (She seemed convinced I'm a coward.)
4. Madolyn Corbett (I don't think she's speaking to me anymore.)
5. Vesper Fairchild (Still friends.)
6. April Goode (I... Don't really want to talk about it.)
7. Mila Carter (She still tells the tabloids I call her all the time.)
8. Natascha Andrey (I still think she liked Harvey better than me.)
9. Silver St. Cloud (Almost figured it out.)
10. Dr. Shondra Kinsolving (A lie of omission technically isn't a lie, right?)

( A quick OOC Note. )

A List of Nicknames I Don't Prefer:

1. B
2. The Wayne (It's happened.)
3. The Bruce (Really, it has.)
4. Preppy
5. Rich Boy
6. Orphan Boy
7. Prince Wayne
8. Mr. Wonderful (It lacks creativity.)
9. Names that're highly inappropriate.
10. All the other names.

( [Locked to those who know] )

Response to this meme.

( The following is a transcript of events that didn't actually happen. )

OOC: For thecheerleader, who requested a Bruce and Claire fic. So freakin' AU.

"Think I could take it for a spin?"

"Absolutely not."

"Why?"

"Because I don't have a death wish."

"Bruce!"

"Claire."

"I could handle it."

"No."

"... I'd make it worth your while."

"I was wondering how long it'd be before you got that out of your system."

( '...' )

Muse: Bruce Wayne
Fandom: Batman
Word Count: 209

OOC: For daughterof_evil, who requested a Bruce, Ace, and Tex fic. Backdated to when Sasha and Henry last stayed with Bruce.

Ace sniffed. He sniffed again. He moved around Tex curiously in the penthouse's spacious living room, because for all the space he had to run around in he simply couldn't be bothered to leave Tex alone. He continued to move in circles around Tex, sniffing and sniffing.

Tex sneezed. It cracked the silence in two, scaring Ace so badly he tipped over and landed on his side with a yelp. Dog turned his gaze on puppy, showing absolute disinterest in what he'd caused, and watched as Ace slowly rose to his feet again. Tex rose. Ace watched, tilting his head curiously.

When he recognized the beginnings of a staring match, he righted his head and planted his paws on the floor, giving a look that would unsettle the hell out of his master due to certain similarities.

( Tex wasn't impressed. )

Muse: Bruce Wayne
Fandom: Batman
Word Count: 611

PART 1

First, let's list all of your active characters and their PBs.

Heh. Active.

whoiamundrneath - Bruce Wayne/Batman - PB: Christian Bale
theysayimdoomed - Miles Lawson/The Jackass - PB: Ben McKenzie
letsface_it - Tony Stark/Iron Man /Clearly Better Than Batman - PB: Robert Downey Jr.
like_afreak - Alex Woolsly/Aquadude (Coming v. v. soon.) - PB: Justin Baldoni

( The rest of it. )

OOC: daughterof_evil bound, gagged, dropped into a trunk, and sped away with. But it's cool, she'll come back in one piece. Also, backdated to before this.

( Spoilers for Heroes season 3 under the cut. )

Muse: Bruce Wayne
Fandom: Batman
Word Count: 794

I know I owe on the Christmas fics, nevermind like eleventy three prompts, but this was fun last time so we'll just tack this on too:

Request any fic of mine and I will provide you with a commentary/annotations, like a DVD extra.

A List of Ringtones That've Miraculously Appeared On My Phone Since Sasha Started at Wayne Enterprises
(And the first time they rang.)

1. Britney Spears - Womanizer (Business meeting.)
2. Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl (Benefit.)
3. Katy Perry - Hot N Cold (With Lucius.)
4. Pink - So What (Four in the morning.)
5. Survivor - Eye of the Tiger (Date.)
6. ABBA - Waterloo (Another date.)
7. Mika - Love Today (Dinner with an ambassador.)
8. Ludacris - Get Back (Interview.)
9. Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Ride (Photo op.)
10. Scissor Sisters - I Don't Feel Like Dancing (Five seconds after a ballistics test ended.)

For Alfred:

1. A Blackberry Storm to make up for the recent loss of your iPhone.
2. A new watch to make up for the even more recent loss of your old one.
3. Vacation time. Two weeks. We'll add that onto the ever growing time you're building up.

For Sasha:

1. A diamond white gold snowflake necklace.
2. Matching earrings
3. And bracelet
4. A batch of Alfred's Christmas cookies

For Henry:

1. A Superman action figure
2. Superman Shield Blaster Water Gun
3. (He probably won't like this until he's a little older.) Superman Rockem Sockem
4. A gift certificate to FAO Schwartz
5. Another batch of Alfred's Christmas cookies.

( OOC/IC )

OOC: Backdated in the extreme.

Running as fast as his legs would carry him, Bruce makes a beeline straight into Wayne Manor, looking around wildly. He's eight years old, he thinks, life shouldn't be this stressful. But since the blame for the stress does not lie with him, he thinks that once this passes, it'll all be okay.

Maybe. Just as long as he never has to go through that again, it should be okay. He hopes.

"Dad!" His yell echoes throughout the house, but there's no response. He knows his mother is out organizing a fundraiser and won't be back until dinner, but his Dad should be here. "Dad!" Still nothing.

Tearing up the stairs, he runs to his father's office, and stops himself. He knows better than to just burst in there, whether his Dad is actually there or not. After a moment to breathe, he knocks on the door.

( 'Yes?' )

Muse: Bruce Wayne
Fandom: Batman
Word Count: 974

OOC: bloodytoldhim used with permission.

"... Alfred..."

A lot of things seemed to be able to escape Bruce's attention these days, and that was getting to be a problem. But he'd never been quite so aware of just how much was getting by him as he was now. Because when he'd gotten home from a Pre-Christmas Christmas Party -- something he had yet to be absolutely sure of the point of -- Ace had run out to greet him.

Bruce couldn't remember the last time Christmas had brought about something quite so disturbing. Unable to break the wide eyed stare of disbelief, it took a moment before he realized Alfred hadn't quite showed.

"... Alfred..." A little louder this time.

He was still staring at the dog when Alfred finally did enter the room. "Yes, Master Wayne?" Alfred was particularly stoic in the face of Bruce's expression. Which meant, in Bruce's experience, that he found this hysterical. Most people would.

( Most people would be... )

Muse: Bruce Wayne
Fandom: Batman
Word Count: 769